“Stephanie Meyer thrives on such abuse! Don’t all women?”
One of the best Fafnir the Dragon quotes ever and a perfect summery of what I most hate about Twilight!
These books are held up as this ‘epic tale of romance’ and aside from Meyers’ total incompetence as a writer, her female lead is a whinny, useless jellyfish whose entire existence centers around her douchebag boyfriend.
This would be fine if it was supposed to be the story of a vampire’s emotional slavery of a mortal but it’s tagged as a romance and sends a message to young girls that you will find true love if you just give up your soul.
Btw, my sympathies to Asta Gunn for having to draw this page
Sweet mother of merciful Van Helsing and the Raptor Bejeebus, my EYES!!!!
*gouges them out with garlic-soaked toothpicks*
…I HATE it when I’m right…ugh…Asta, my sheerest condolences, and I thought seeing Ann Coulter’s ass was bad…I think my eyes just vomited blood…
I KNEW Mor(on)mon Mama Meyer couldn’t resist her own creation… *shudders* This explains why Edtard the Sparklepire King was so blatantly fruity…males seem like a MUCH more attractive choice.
Loving the work, still, although I am blinded by my love for your work. Ah well…
After the female vamp’s question on the previous page (Gah, what’s that smell???) I got the impression that it wasn’t exactly ‘dirt’ that Meyer is writing with . . .
One could even say that she’s painting a poo-ster!
MY EYES!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!
I WANT TO PUT MY BRAIN IN A BLENDER FULL OF BLEACH ON “LIQUIFY”!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!
“Stephanie Meyer thrives on such abuse! Don’t all women?”
One of the best Fafnir the Dragon quotes ever and a perfect summery of what I most hate about Twilight!
These books are held up as this ‘epic tale of romance’ and aside from Meyers’ total incompetence as a writer, her female lead is a whinny, useless jellyfish whose entire existence centers around her douchebag boyfriend.
This would be fine if it was supposed to be the story of a vampire’s emotional slavery of a mortal but it’s tagged as a romance and sends a message to young girls that you will find true love if you just give up your soul.
Btw, my sympathies to Asta Gunn for having to draw this page
Fucking EPIC!!!!
*shares*
Sweet mother of merciful Van Helsing and the Raptor Bejeebus, my EYES!!!!
*gouges them out with garlic-soaked toothpicks*
…I HATE it when I’m right…ugh…Asta, my sheerest condolences, and I thought seeing Ann Coulter’s ass was bad…I think my eyes just vomited blood…
I KNEW Mor(on)mon Mama Meyer couldn’t resist her own creation… *shudders* This explains why Edtard the Sparklepire King was so blatantly fruity…males seem like a MUCH more attractive choice.
Loving the work, still, although I am blinded by my love for your work. Ah well…
Next stop, stakeum city!
BRAIN BLEACH, NOW!
Oh lords. That is just disturbing.
lulz Then again, I can’t stop reading this. xD
#1 reason to NOT like twlight
OH GOD MY RETINAS THEY BURN
First question: did she write all of that with dirt? Second question: where the f*** are her clothes?!
After the female vamp’s question on the previous page (Gah, what’s that smell???) I got the impression that it wasn’t exactly ‘dirt’ that Meyer is writing with . . .
One could even say that she’s painting a poo-ster!
lol, I crack myself up!
I DONT CARE,ITS STILL WRONG…I NEED BLEACH,SEA WATER, SHARP METAL POLES, AND TWENTY GALLONS OF RADIOWASTE STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woops i meant radioactive waste
I will never sleep normally ever again.
OH GOD MY BEAUTIFUL EYES !!!!!
I will have a bad dream tonight……
MY EYES!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!
I WANT TO PUT MY BRAIN IN A BLENDER FULL OF BLEACH ON “LIQUIFY”!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!
Well, I always knew her writing was shit, but I never suspected it in the literal sense.