well… leave it to the sparkley dumbass to mess up a plan that would have bannished the dragon for a long while…he diserves what ever is about to be given to him..and i’m sure his mommy would agree with me on that
Weasel, I think “Kentucky Fried Sparklepire” would be better… “kentucky fried catheter” really, really isn’t a good image for people with working stomachs, even if it is his last name.
Even though I was hoping they’d be safe, I have to admit I love the expressions of Penny the Penanggalan and the as-yet-unnamed Yara-ma-yha-who as they’re flung into the air.
I have to ask, though… who is talking to Edward? Aggy the Aswang is clearly still harboring a crush on Edward (or was in the last comic before he swatted her in the face) but she can’t speak English anymore, just buzzing, so she can’t call him an idiot. And given the way Penny didn’t catch his patronizing her with the “spies” comment back when he was showing off his new dentures, it seems like she’d be unlikely to insult him as well. The unnamed Nosferatu is in the underground area (or was, until Fafnir broke out of it). And can the Yara-ma-yha-who talk (especially when he was being stretched like that)?
C’mon, Penny… use your levitating intestines to rescue Yara and the others before Fafnir roasts Aggy and Nosy! *crosses fingers*
Wow this is even better than all the amateur porn shots the fans are always sending in!
In fact, the next time I have sex with Asta Gunn I am going to have her hold this picture up for me!
TALK ABOUT AN APHRODISIAC!
I can hear the dialogue now: “ONE, ONE bone-crushing jab to the face! TWO, TWO seconds of consciousness remaining, THREE, THREE feet of blood streaming from a devastated face, FOUR, FOUR feet of distance to the floor . . .”
let mr get this straght. he ad the damn teeth abd the dunb ass still went for man made wepons? ……………..I don’t know wheter to face palm for the stupdity or do the happy dance because old faffers is gonna turn him into a sparkly stain. Judges? say both!!!!!! =D
ELEVEN! ELEVEN teeth smashed out of the sparklepire’s head
And yeah KS, I also picture a pause, of Faffers turning and glaring at him for a couple of beats and then the T-rex roar and then SQUIRSH-BURNANATE-CRUNCH
Oh yes, Fridays comic will be GLORIOUS. I can’t wait… no seriously, I can’t. WHERE DID I PARK MY DELOREAN?!
Well good to know that Fafnir came out unharmed, I honestly thought they would get a good scar or two on him. Love his face in the final panel.
Oh, there’s my Delorean… ah DAMMIT, I forgot to refill on plutonium! Oh fine, I’ll just wait. *humph!*
Mommy isn’t there, is she, Edward?
I can’t wait either! *bounces in her seat*
Anyone in the mood for some Kentucky Fried Catheter?
well… leave it to the sparkley dumbass to mess up a plan that would have bannished the dragon for a long while…he diserves what ever is about to be given to him..and i’m sure his mommy would agree with me on that
You ever seen anything that wet burst into flames? Well watch on, because he has incurred the wrath of Faffers
har stupid idiot bloody shit vampire ! i knew edward whas a fool but here he climb a mountain… i want to slash is face , just that
not because he didn’t kill fafnir, he’s just a cretin
Fafnir! Fafnir! Fafnir!
MAKE HIM CRISPIER THAN A DEEP-FRIED DAHMER HOTWING, FAFFERS!!!
Wew! It’s a miracle of sparklepire stupidity! That’s what Edtard gets for crushing the dreams of the freaks.
Also, forgive the double post, but THIS. Just…THIS…popped up in my Devwatch list today:
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/041/5/0/Down_for_the_Count_by_poopbear.jpg
There are not enough words to describe the awesomeness of this.
Weasel, I think “Kentucky Fried Sparklepire” would be better… “kentucky fried catheter” really, really isn’t a good image for people with working stomachs, even if it is his last name.
Even though I was hoping they’d be safe, I have to admit I love the expressions of Penny the Penanggalan and the as-yet-unnamed Yara-ma-yha-who as they’re flung into the air.
I have to ask, though… who is talking to Edward? Aggy the Aswang is clearly still harboring a crush on Edward (or was in the last comic before he swatted her in the face) but she can’t speak English anymore, just buzzing, so she can’t call him an idiot. And given the way Penny didn’t catch his patronizing her with the “spies” comment back when he was showing off his new dentures, it seems like she’d be unlikely to insult him as well. The unnamed Nosferatu is in the underground area (or was, until Fafnir broke out of it). And can the Yara-ma-yha-who talk (especially when he was being stretched like that)?
C’mon, Penny… use your levitating intestines to rescue Yara and the others before Fafnir roasts Aggy and Nosy! *crosses fingers*
@ Froggy
Wow this is even better than all the amateur porn shots the fans are always sending in!
In fact, the next time I have sex with Asta Gunn I am going to have her hold this picture up for me!
TALK ABOUT AN APHRODISIAC!
I can hear the dialogue now: “ONE, ONE bone-crushing jab to the face! TWO, TWO seconds of consciousness remaining, THREE, THREE feet of blood streaming from a devastated face, FOUR, FOUR feet of distance to the floor . . .”
(Feel free to continue the count!)
Oh! Oh! Me next!
FIVE! FIVE finger-impressions left on Edtard’s cheekbone!
Btw, both the trap and the way that Fafnir got out of with (with Ed-tard’s help) was hilarious!
let mr get this straght. he ad the damn teeth abd the dunb ass still went for man made wepons? ……………..I don’t know wheter to face palm for the stupdity or do the happy dance because old faffers is gonna turn him into a sparkly stain. Judges? say both!!!!!! =D
SIX! SIX feet under!
Anyone else picture the T-Rex roar during the last panel? X3
SEVEN! SEVEN years of plastic surgery won’t be enough to make you sparkle again!
EIGHT! EIGHT stitches in your hideous face! Ah ah ah!
NINE! NINE new assholes being torn unto Edward! Ah ah ah!
TEN! TEN years of therapy for getting beaten up by a puppet! Ah ah ah!
TEN! TEN days in the hospital that even your mommy won’t be able to afford! Ah ah ah! > w <
…isn't this fun? I think it's fun.
ELEVEN! ELEVEN teeth smashed out of the sparklepire’s head
And yeah KS, I also picture a pause, of Faffers turning and glaring at him for a couple of beats and then the T-rex roar and then SQUIRSH-BURNANATE-CRUNCH
TWELVE! TWELVE compound fractures! Ah ah ah hah!