Oh silly Fafnir, you’re simpleminded following of orders is weird and endearing.

Keep voting for FrogZerker!

HACK’EM ALL, AHAHAHA.

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The strip was started by Cathy Guisewite in November of 1976 when she sent what was intended to be a suicide note in sketch form to Lee Salem, president and editor of Universal Uclick.

“The moment I laid eyes upon those sketches, it was love at first sight,” explained Salem.  “Here was a loser trapped in a dead-end job, a hopeless relationship and the imposable goal of squeezing her fat ass into something smaller than clown pants and best of all, it was all her own fault!  You see, I’ve hated women all my life and what better way to rub the entire female gender’s collective faces in $%@# than to publish a comic portraying “the modern working woman” as a spineless, neurotic jellyfish on a downward spiral to self-destruction all because she didn’t have a man to knock her into line?!?”

Guiswite announced her “agonizing” decision publicly yesterday in a statement to a crowd consisting of three burned-out feminists from the 70′s who refused to give their names to a male interviewer, Jim Starkey better known as the “goatse man’s stunt double” and a nameless homeless man who remained in the corner, passed-out in a pool of his own vomit for the entire speech.

“Greetings Cathy fans!” Guiswite began.  “First of all, let me thank you for allowing me to run the same joke over and over and over for thirty-four years but now It pains me to announce that I will soon be ending Cathy.”

This announcement was met with tears by most of the audience except for the homeless man who snorted in his sleep before urinating on himself.

“II was planning to spend more time with my family but then I remembered that they all killed themselves after being forced to read my comic for the last three decades so actually I’m not sure what I’ll be doing next but you can bet that I’ll milk it ’till it bleeds!”

Reactions around the world ranged from elation to exuberance.

“Thank god!” exclaimed Bill Watterson, creator of the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes.  “When I think of all the innocent trees that died to print that tripe, it just makes me want to stab someone in the eye with a drawing pencil!  On the bright side, I can finally publish my new collection; Calvin and Hobbs Hunt Cathy Down Before Disemboweling Her With A Chainsaw!

OMG, VLAD! Mind your language!

Ohyeah and uhm, Darquella. Very sad, or something. Great loss, surely.

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BOOYAH!

I’m totally hot for Vlad btw, but it might be my obsession with men from earlier times (see bio).

Also! We got a real cool fan art! Go check it out! http://demonicneko.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2xevcb

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Being awesome is not giving up. THAT AND OWNING A BIG SWORD.

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The biggest faggotry that ever fagotted ever in the history of faggotness.

How many of you caught the last easter egg? We have another one this week! Keep lookin’!

Keep voting for FrogZerker, he just wants your love. :c

No rly.

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Also, there is an easter egg on this page! You gotta get a little creative to find it.

I urge you to continue voting for FrogZerker, we have gotten fantastic response to it! If you’ve already voted, link it!

A glorious sunrise..

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We are up!

Just because you score, doesn’t mean you win the game.

Don’t forget to vote for FrogZerker!

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Edit: Allrighty, the page will be up on Monday! Until then, go over to PatchTogether and start voting on our super awesome FROG ZERKER PLUSH DESIGN, WOO! We need YOUR vote so this little guy can become reality!

Sorry guys, but no update today. :c We have an important business thing to attend to. I’m not sure when it’ll be uploaded, but I’ll keep you posted as things develop.

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Groooaaar!

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HERP DERP DERP!

Herp. Derp.

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