On Tuesday, amateur filmmaker and self-proclaimed ‘journalist’ James O’Keefe, 25, was arrested along with three other men for entering the office of Sen. Mary Landrieu, D-Louisiana “under false pretenses for the purpose of committing a felony,” according to a news release from the local U.S. attorney’s office.  O’Keefe became famous last year for a film he made in which he dressed up as a pimp and payed an 85-year old midget prostitute with cataracts to defecate into his mouth.  Known only as “Five-Dollar Feye”, the prostitute quit filming early on account of finding O’Keefe “really creepy” and that she “felt much cleaner around the homeless guys” that were her usual customers.  Hoping to find a prostitute with “even lower standards,” O’Keefe entered several ACORN offices where he attempted to solicit advice on setting up a brothel just for Republicans or as O’Keefe described it, “a place that specializes in dirty, gay and cheap.”

Having failed as a pimp, O’Keefe then claims that he turned to the Democrats for sexual advice.  “It was the logical choice,” he said in an interview from his jail cell.  “After all, Kennedy was banging Marilyn Monroe while George Bush Sr. was stuck with what can only be described as an unwrapped Egyptian mummy!”

O’Keefe then describes how he and three friends Joseph Basel, 24, Robert Flanagan, 24, and Stan Dai, 24, all of whom he met at the local Society of Circle-Jerk Enthusiasts disguised themselves as telephone repairmen, entered the office of Sen. Landrieu and attempted to wiretap the phones.  Basel and Flanagan were arrested in the maintenance closet while O’Keefe was arrested in the lobby while masturbating at the excitement of having a woman on the phone who couldn’t hang up on him.

In response to O’Keefe’s arrest, conservative spokesman and NAMBLA Chairman Andrew Breitbart spoke to reporters earlier today.

“Oh those kids and their federal offenses!” he said.  “There’s no need to get all excited about this just because the exact same crime brought down a president and destroyed America’s faith in it’s government 38 years ago!”

When asked what his connection to James O’Keefe was, Breitbart replied, “Oh I pay James to go out and film the occasional propaganda piece for me but mostly I use him as a fluffer in my Bukkake Boyz video series!   Come to think of it,” Breitbart added, “that experience might serve him well where he’s going!”