Fafnir The Dragon

Thormod Skald was a Viking poet who, in the year 1000 found himself on the Pope’s 10 Most Wanted list after writing the historic poem, ‘I’d Rather Die Than Go To Heaven.’ Fleeing west with Leif Eriksson on the latter’s famous voyage to North America, Thormod found safe refuge with the native people until he ate too many of their ritual mushroom and fell into an icy lake. Frozen for a thousand years and now thawed-out thanks to Global Warming, Thormod is now finally able to get to work on the sequel.

Kidnapped as a baby by Icelandic trolls, Asta Gunn grew up in the wilderness eating raw meat and learning the fine art of cave-painting. After a visiting troll from Wisconsin told Asta about the massive size of caves in the USA, she decided to build a raft and sail to the New World where she would later meet Thormod Skald. Naturally attracted to older men, Asta found the 1042 year old Thormod irresistible and the two quickly formed a partnership, combining his poems with her artwork on the 30-ton boulders that they now distribute worldwide.