| Aug 31, 2010 | “CATHY” COMIC STRIP TO END AFTER 34 YEARS! OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER! |
| Jul 23, 2010 | BAREFOOT BANDIT CAUGHT! RENAMED BARE-BUTT BANDIT FOR PRISON! |
| Jun 30, 2010 | VIKING GOD THOR DESTROYS STATUE OF JESUS! |
| Jun 18, 2010 | SUPERCAT TAKES ON 2 PIT BULLS, SAVES OWNER, DEFEATS LEX LUTHOR! |
| Jun 09, 2010 | THORMOD SKALD CALLED IN BY COPS TO CONFRONT “REAL” VAMPIRE! |
| May 31, 2010 | WAR MEMORIAL FOR THE LOST GENERATION GETS LOST! |
| May 20, 2010 | Everybody Draw Mohammed Day! |
| May 20, 2010 | THE PASSION OF THE KERIK! |
| May 10, 2010 | THE KING IS DEAD! FRANK FRAZETTA ENTERS VALHALLA AT AGE 82! |
| May 10, 2010 | BP UNVEILS PLAN TO FIGHT OIL SLICK WITH GARBAGE DUMP! |
| May 04, 2010 | News for May and Mother’s Day! |
| May 02, 2010 | BURGLARY BECOMES COOKOUT FOR COPPER THIEF AT POWER STATION! |
| Apr 21, 2010 | SOUTH PARK ACCUSED OF HOGGING ALL THE RADICAL ISLAMIC DEATH-THREATS! |
| Apr 18, 2010 | ICELAND TAKES A DUMP ON EUROPE . . . AGAIN! |
| Apr 14, 2010 | TEA-PARTY CANDIDATE BLAMES DEMOCRATS FOR HIS DONKEY-PORN OBSESSION! |
| Apr 08, 2010 | 96-YEAR-OLD MAN SETS BUNGEE JUMP RECORD, FIGHTS CRIME, VISITS MISTRESS, GETS HOME IN TIME FOR NAP! |
| Apr 04, 2010 | EASTER HOLIDAY KIDNAPPED, FOUND IN TRUNK OF POPE-MOBILE! |
| Mar 31, 2010 | HO HUM! ANOTHER REPUBLICAN LESBIAN-BONDAGE SEX SCANDAL! |
| Mar 27, 2010 | HEALTH CARE PASSES! ARMAGEDDON COMES! EVERYONE DIES! |
| Mar 20, 2010 | NEW CATHOLIC SEX SCANDALS BREAK! POPE LEFT WITH SLOPPY SECONDS! |
| Mar 07, 2010 | LIZ CHENEY ACCUSES 911 WIDOWER OF BEING AL-QAEDA SYMPATHIZER! REPUBLICANS VOW TO STAY CLASSY! |
| Mar 01, 2010 | SEAWORLD RIPPER STRIKES AGAIN! PARK AUTHORITIES STILL CLUELESS! |
| Feb 21, 2010 | TIGER WOODS APOLOGIZES FOR WASTING EVERYONES TIME WITH HIS APOLOGY! |
| Feb 12, 2010 | LACK OF SNOW FORCES ‘ROCK-SLEDDING’ TO BECOME NEW OLYMPIC SPORT! |
| Feb 06, 2010 | J. D. SALINGER FINALLY DIES! FOUR GENERATIONS OF HIGH-SCHOOL STUDENTS REJOICE!!! |
